The Laundering · Vol. II · Case 36 · “Who even counts as working class anymore?”

The Undefinable

A class relation dismissed by being declared too complex to define. Measure the working class by a retirement fund, a salary, an owned car, and the line blurs; restore the axis the definition actually used — must you sell your labour to live, and do you control the means of production? — and the blur snaps to a single answer.
On scope This case is an argument about a definition, not a political programme and not a verdict on capitalism. It does not claim mobility is fictional or that no one’s class position is genuinely mixed — some are, and the boundary is exactly where argument belongs. The Marxist account of class — the framework that drew the original line — is reported in §05 as a named lens: attributed, weighed, and not adopted as the platform’s own conclusion. The narrow claim is the case.

“Who even counts as working class anymore?” The question wears the face of honesty — an old category straining against a complicated economy. This case reads it as a move. The nineteenth-century definition is plain and still bites: the working class is whoever must sell their labour to live and owns no controlling share of the means of production. The complaint that this can no longer be defined does not refute the definition — it changes the subject, measuring class on an axis where the line blurs (a 401(k), a tech salary, a rideshare car) while the axis that draws the line holds perfectly steady. To declare a category undefinable is not to disprove it. It is to dismiss it without answering it.

§01 — The puzzle that is also a verdict

The temptation is to read this as sociology — taxonomy getting harder as the economy gets stranger. That reading is available, and at the margins it is even true. But it is not the reading this series is for. The grammar beneath every case — set out in The Grammar of the Con — calls the first move the definitional dodge: do not deny the relation, swap the standard for what the relation counts as. Usually the dodge runs forward — you redefine a word to dodge a fact: Case 28’s wage relation renamed “be your own boss,” Case 31’s private data renamed “not particularly sensitive.” Here it runs in reverse: you declare a word undefinable to dodge a relation. Both end in the same place — the relation goes unnamed, and a relation no one will name is a relation no one has to answer for.

Name the structure before the evidence, so no later detail can smuggle the substitution past you. Case 21 watched who holds the pen on a definition hold the debate. This is the limit case of that move: not to capture the definition but to retire it — to make the class disappear by making it unsayable.

Counter: when someone says a class “can’t really be defined anymore,” ask the question the complaint is built to skip — defined on which axis? The one the definition used, or the one that happens to blur it?

§02 — Two axes

The whole trick is a change of axis, so lay the two side by side. The definition runs on a structural axis: two yes-or-no questions, and only two. Must you sell your labour-power to live? Do you control means of production — capital that sets others to work, that you could live from without selling your labour? The dissolution runs on a different axis entirely — a gradient of income, comfort, consumer choice and nominal holdings, smooth from the courier to the consultant, with no line drawn anywhere on it.

The group, measured on…The income / comfort axis (blurs)The structural axis (holds)
The worker-investorOwns shares — “a capitalist too”Sells labour: yes · Controls means: no
The knowledge workerPaid, optioned, comfortableSells labour: yes · Controls means: no
The gig worker“Owns” his car — a proprietorSells labour: yes · Controls means: no

Measured on the gradient, the three scatter and the category looks incoherent. Put the same three on the structural axis and they snap to one answer — yes, and no — the very answer the definition asks for. The “complexity” was manufactured by switching axes. A category is not undefinable because you can find a continuum that ignores its definition; you can blur any line by measuring beside it.

A line you refuse to look at is not a line that isn’t there.

Counter: the test of a definition is whether it sorts the hard cases, not whether some other ruler fails to. Hand the worker-investor, the consultant and the driver the two questions, and the definition does its job in three lines.

§03 — The tell: “the workers own it now”

The cleanest tell is not a pundit’s; it is a celebrated theorist’s, stated as triumph. In 1976 Peter Drucker — who a generation earlier had coined the very phrase “knowledge worker”verify — published The Unseen Revolution: How Pension Fund Socialism Came to America. His argument is the dissolution, made explicit: if socialism means ownership of the means of production by the workers, then through their pension funds American workers now own the means of production — the United States had quietly become the first truly “socialist” country, and the old class line had erased itself.primary

If “socialism” is defined, as Marx defined it, as ownership of the means of production by the workers — then the United States is the first truly “socialist” country.Peter F. Drucker, The Unseen Revolution: How Pension Fund Socialism Came to America (1976) — paraphrase of the book’s thesisverify

Twenty-eight years later the same move went to policy. George W. Bush’s “ownership society” (2004) folded homes, stocks and private retirement accounts into a single class of owner: “if you own something, you have a vital stake in the future of our country.” Own a slice, and you are on the ownership side of the ledger — the line dissolved by enrolment.primary

Now read what the “ownership” actually is. Through a pension or a 401(k) the worker holds a claim, not a control: she cannot direct the firm, cannot live from the holding, cannot reach it without penalty until old age, and absorbs the loss when it falls. And the claim is marginal. The Federal Reserve’s own Distributional Financial Accounts put roughly 87% of US corporate equities and mutual-fund shares in the hands of the top 10%, about half with the top 1%, and around 1% with the bottom half of households.primary “The workers own the means of production” is a sentence describing a one-percent slice spread across the bottom half of the country. The pension fund did not make the worker a capitalist; it lent her wages to capital and handed the relation a softer name.

Counter: a claim you cannot direct, cannot spend, and lose when the market turns is not control of the means of production. Ask not “does she own a share?” but “can she live without selling her labour?” If not, the share is savings, not a class.

§04 — The three gray areas, on the right axis

Take the dissolution’s own three exhibits and put each back on the structural axis.

The worker-investor. The retirement account is deferred wages — locked, mediated, and, as §03’s numbers show, tiny. That she “earns a fraction of her income through capital” is true and beside the point: the fraction does not let her stop selling her labour, which is the only question the definition asks. A claim on capital is not control of capital, and a sliver held through a fund she cannot steer is the thinnest claim there is.

The knowledge worker. The term is Drucker’s again. High salary, stock options, status: measured on the income gradient she stands far from the manual labourer; measured on the relation she stands in the same place — she does not own the firm, she is paid to work it, and she is severed the moment the work stops. The layoff is the proof. Comfort is the wage being high, not the relation being different; and the options are a slice of equity handed over as a retention device, forfeit on exit — a claim contingent on continuing to sell the labour, not an escape from having to.

The gig worker. He owns his car, his phone, his laptop — and this is offered as ownership of the means of production. But Case 28 already read this relation against the control list: the platform sets the price, the route, the rating, the off-switch. A depreciating tool you must personally operate to earn a wage is not capital; capital sets others to work and appreciates while its owner sleeps. He owns the instrument of his labour and none of the means of its production. In the older vocabulary he is not a small capitalist but a worker carrying his own tools — a figure as old as the trades, and no refutation of the category.

Counter: for each exhibit, run the wage test. Switch off the labour — sell the shares to no one, take no contract, leave the car parked — and ask whether the income survives. If it does, you have found capital. If it stops, you have found a worker.

§05 — The named lens

Underneath the audit sits the framework that drew the original line, and the series reports it as a named lens — attributed and not adopted, the way Case 22 reports the anarchist reading of the census and Case 28 reports “voluntary exchange = coercion.” The Marxist account holds that class is not income or lifestyle but a relation to the means of production: those who own and live from them, and those who must sell their labour-power to those who do. “Means of production” in that account is capital that commands the labour of others — distinct both from personal possessions (a home, a car, a phone) and from a single tool the owner works with their own hands. On that reading the three gray areas are not gray at all.

The series does not adopt the conclusions that travel with the framework — that the relation is theft, that comfort is false consciousness, that the class is obliged to do anything in particular. It borrows only the one distinction the dissolution needs you to forget: a claim on capital is not control of it; a personal possession is not capital; a salary is not a share of ownership. The narrow claim survives without the rest of Marx, and it is the whole of the case.analysis

Counter: you can reject every prescription Marx drew from the distinction and still keep the distinction — it is just bookkeeping about who lives from labour and who from owning it. Discard the politics; the two questions remain answerable.

§06 — What this does and does not claim

It does not claim mobility is fictional, that comfort does not matter, or that no one’s class position is genuinely mixed — some are, and the mixed cases are real: the dentist who owns the practice and employs three hygienists sits on the boundary, and the boundary is precisely where argument belongs. It does not claim the nineteenth-century word needs no updating. It does not adopt the Marxist verdict; it reports it as a lens. It alleges nothing illegal — pension funds, salaries, options and owned cars are ordinary and lawful, and often good.

It claims this: a structural relation is being dismissed by being declared undefinable; the dismissal is performed by quietly switching the axis on which class is measured; and where the original axis is restored, the worker-investor, the knowledge worker and the gig driver return the same two answers the definition asks for. The category is not incoherent. It is inconvenient — and incoherence is the more comfortable word.

Counter: the honest test of this reading is the wage question, not the rhetoric. Show a worker-investor who can live from her holdings, a salaried professional who owns the firm, a driver who sets the price — and for each, this case retreats to wherever that is true.

§07 — The dissolution, named

Strip it to the structure. No villain is required and none is named here. A worker is enrolled in a pension fund. A salary rises. A driver buys a car on finance. Each step is, on its own, ordinary and often a genuine good. Integrate the ordinary steps and a class relation moves through the world wearing the costume of an ownership it does not hold — its missing agent, the owner who sets others to work and lives from it, present everywhere and named nowhere. To say the working class can no longer be defined is the definitional dodge run on the largest category it has: not to redefine the term but to retire it.

It sits beside Case 28’s wage relation sold as enterprise and Case 24’s authority of the number, and it answers the grammar’s first move with a single specimen: swap the axis, and the relation need never be argued — only declared too complex to see. When the next “we’re all middle class now,” “we’re all investors now,” “we’re all our own bosses now” arrives, restore the axis and ask the two questions. Must you sell your labour to live? Do you control the means of production? If the answers are yes and no, the category held. Only its name was mislaid.

The category didn’t dissolve. It was mislaid on purpose.

§ Circulate · Seven ways to file this

“The working class can’t be defined anymore” is a dismissal, not a discovery.

Pick a hook below. Each one is a different door into the same case.

▸ Field record · The Laundering · Vol. II · Case 36 A single structural claim, held: the complaint that the working class can no longer be defined is the definitional dodge run in reverse — not a word redefined to dodge a fact, but a word declared undefinable to dodge a relation. The dodge works by switching the axis on which class is measured, from the structural (must you sell your labour; do you control the means of production) to a gradient of income and nominal holdings on which the line blurs. Restore the axis and the worker-investor, the knowledge worker and the gig driver return the same answer — yes, and no. The Drucker “pension fund socialism” thesis (1976) and the “ownership society” (2004) are the tell; the Federal Reserve’s concentration figures are the counter. The Marxist definition of class by relation to the means of production is carried as a named lens, attributed and not adopted. The narrow claim is the case: the category did not dissolve; it was mislaid on purpose.